Tick tick tick..........boom? is she ever coming soon???!?

So the week is pretty much over and no baby yet. im trying to not let it bother me but im so ready for her just to be here already. her room is done and mamas done being in constant pain all the time and i just want to hold my daughter. I've told her that its okay for her to come out now she obviously isn't budging. i have contractions all the time they start out close together but then they move apart its driving me CRAZY! im tempted to ask my Dr to sweep my membranes next appointment but i don't know if he will since i will just be almost 38 weeks i want things to get moving I'd like her to come while my uncle is out they are never here so I'd like them to be able to see her. also her godmother is in town until wednesday and i would love it if she could be there too! im sick of people asking me why im still at work and that they thought she would be here by now. you guys are so not helping!!! i don't want to be at work and you know i want her here more then you do so stop talking about it!!!
my husband is just so laid back about it. drives me nuts he says she will get here when shes ready. ive tried to be patient like him but he also doesn't have to carry this big old belly and have lots of  pain. i feel like a walking time bomb every little pain im like is this it? no! is this it?? NO! dang it im so on edge and that's probably not helping anything. i want it to be tuesday so my Dr can check me and say oh hey Sarah your a 5 and 100% effaced head to the hospital I'll meet you over there! wouldn't that be grand!!alas it probably wont happen like that but a girl can dream cant she lol.
i really kinda hope shes on the smaller side i was 5lb 13 oz when i was born maybe she will be similar i just think it would be better for me if i didn't deliver a 9lb baby im really not that big so i doubt i have room in my belly for a 9 pound er ha ha.
today i had a really hard day i haven't been able to stay awake hardly i even fell asleep at work! i woke up at 7:30 this morning and went right back out at 10 thank goodness my husband was home or i would have just slept all day he woke me at 11:30 and i fell asleep in the truck on the way to work (which is only at the most a 5 min drive pathetic i know) then one at work i fell asleep 3 times and then again at the work party. when i got home from work i slept another 2 hours until i woke up with really bad stomach and back pain and sad to say i will probably be going back to bed around 10 and sleep through the night. doses this mean something? is this the calm before the storm? or am i just turning in to a narcoleptic lol i think Sadie's been asleep most of  the day too if any one knows if this is normal or not please let me know. im tired of feeling like my volcano belly is going to mount vesuvius any moment!!!!!!